Thursday, November 5, 2020

What Place has Lil' Abner?

 



TW-Police Violence, Sexual Assault

"With my guilt-free takes on the Classics, 
there's no need to separate the Art from the Artists. 
You can throw them both in the garbage." 
                                                                                                    --Amber Ruffin


SIGH (image from Kitchen Sink Press)

Lil' Abner was started in 1934 by Al Caplin (later Capp) who had finished a two year tenure working as a ghost on Ham Fisher's boxing strip Joe Palooka, which is a story for another time. The plot involved a dumb hillbilly type visiting New York, where he was beset upon by various city-things. Eventually his mother had to bail him out of various societal issues. All this happened while a young lady named Daisy Mae pined for him back in the hills of Dogpatch, KY.
A very early example from GoComics.com. Unfortunately this blog format does not allow cropping.

The strip proved popular. Lil' Abner wound up in several more instances of societal hijinks before Capp decided to put him through his hijinks at home. Daisy Mae became much less stoical (and much more sexualized, thanks in part to ghost artist Moe Leff, an early link in a long chain of Capp ghosts) during this time, actively chasing after Abner. Indeed, the strip's drive to a nationwide popularity that would include merchandise, a Broadway musical, two film adaptations and a theme park was fueled in large part by Sadie Hawkins Day, an In-Abnerverse holiday that may still be semi-celebrated in obscure pockets of the United States.

The holiday was simple enough. It involved a "race" of sorts that intrigues one as a small child, then frankly disgusts one as a larger child: First the men of Dogpatch would take off running, and then the women of the town would take off running after the men. If a woman caught a man, the man would be forced to marry her. The holiday, if any of you feel like setting a reminder to sleep in, now falls on the 13th of November (It was first observed in 1937, possibly on the 15th, and Capp would just have it happen on a random day in November after that). By 1940, the year the first Abner film was made, the formula was mostly complete, and Li'l Abner became exceedingly popular. The holiday began to be celebrated in colleges and high schools, either as reenactments of some kind or as dances.

After this, the strip settled into a formula: Sometimes Abner would go forth into the city again, other times he would avoid Daisy Mae. Various other characters, like Earthquake McGoon, would wander in and out at Capp's will.

And Capp's will was a strange beast indeed. In 1948 was introduced the Shmoo, a blobby species that could produce anything mankind needed out of itself. Unfortunately, shmoos and conservative capitalist corporations could not coexist, and so the Government eradicated the cute little buggers.

If you should read the above paragraph and detect a leftist slant to it, you'd be right. Capp was something of a center-left figure (I.E. a Truman/Stevenson Democrat) in 1948 and his politics were leaking into Abner like a sieve. The public greatly enjoyed the tale of the Shmoos as well as the Shmoo's design, and in short order a great amount of merchandise was produced. They were soon drilled into the zeitgeist. Such an icon of the Truman Years did these creatures become that one piece of Shmoocana was used in an episode of M.A.S.H (set around the same time) as a scene-setter. Indeed, the Shmoo became a tactic in American Diplomacy:

In 1948 Capp worked with the 17th Military Air Transport Squadron to airlift chocolate-filled Shmoo dolls and life-size inflatable Shmoos into Berlin...An article about the Shmoolift in Life magazine rhapsodized about the “CAPPitalistic lessons” that the captive Teutonic commies might learn from the man who had invented his own prosperity.

--Daniel Raeburn, The Brand Called Shmoo

Shmoo Merchandise & a East Berliner with a Shmoo (Denis Kitchen Online)

Capp would continue to deal in strange, small creatures, all of which posed some threat to the US government, for the rest of the strip's run. The best remembered of these in the history books are the Kigmies, who love to be kicked by humans until they begin to kick them.

Capp's liberal satire won the hearts of '50s intellectuals (along with Pogo, by Walt Kelly, which will be discussed later in this article) and he began to mock corrupt politicians or political pretenders with characters like General Bullmoose.



Capp let Daisy Mae catch and marry Abner in 1952, and for this the strip got on the cover of Life.
Reason for shirtlessness unknown.
Capp began to take his brand of liberalism to Television. Lil' Abner was made into a musical comedy in 1956, and the musical comedy was made into a movie in 1959. We'll get into all that another time, but it is worth pointing out that the musical comedy stayed true to the strip's liberal ideals. The strip, however, would not.

Sometime during the Johnson administration, Lil' Abner began to skew conservative. His reason for this was his disgust at the counterculture of the 1960s and the people within those movements. He saw these young college students as hypocrites--born of privilege but trying to speak for the unprivileged, or even trying to act unprivileged. (This may or may not be true in some cases, don't tell me what you think.) Capp came from a poor Bostonian background, and claimed that the shift came from a desire to uphold "the poor son-of-a-b*tch who worked." Al Capp was a wealthy man by this point, a privileged person in his own right. We shall see the fallout from this swing shift later, but first, a gallery of Abner's Conservative Era:



Caricature of Joan Baez (From Fakebandia Rockopedia)

For comparison's sake, here's how modern conservative cartoonist Ben Garrison draws those he disagrees with:
Note not only the smug grotesque qualities of the line in the above examples, but also the fact that the enemy figures are, occasionally, heavily sexualized.

In 1969 Al Capp claimed in a letter to Time Magazine that his caricatures of college students were of the minority of the student population, "not the dissenters, but the destroyers." He never did show these "good dissenters," at least not much. This is, objectively, a failure both at satire and writing. Most writers do not have to write into Time Magazine, independent of their work, to tell everybody what they meant. And if he wanted to make a point about a minority of college students who were violent hypocrites, why did he not show or barely show these "good dissenters?" This concept probably did much to vilify all the Campus Movements in the eyes of the "Silent Majority." Richard Nixon (along with other conservative politicians) made Capp a personal friend, and one wonders if, when the military police stormed peaceful campus demonstrations, those dirty, violent Abner college students were at the back of their mind. 

Indeed, Capp was suddenly a conservative social lion. He was hosting television programs like the one illustrated below, lauded by many, and pals with a sitting president. He could spout off on politics whenever he wanted, often on national television. He submitted articles to many different magazines. He became an upholder of American Conformism, even yelling at John Lennon and Yoko Ono during the Bed-In. The comic strip remained popular and was even made into a theme park in Arkansas in 1967. Life was suddenly very good for Capp.

Note: The program asked whether blondes did, in fact, have fun. Shall humanity ever know how many after-dinner martinis were consumed during the duration of programs like these? 

Capp even went on a college speaking tour, where he lectured those students that agreed with him. It was on these tours that Capp ran into the trouble that would hasten the end of these glory days.

The incident, hushed up for three years by the university administration, is both ironic and significant. For Capp's scathing denunciations of college students and their morals have made him one of the most controversial commentators of the day...It gives us no pleasure to make these revelations about a man whose legendary "Li'l Abner" cartoon creations have amused millions of Americans for generations. But Al Capp today is much more than a gifted cartoonist and a brilliant humorist. He is a major public figure, whose views reach and influence millions. He even seriously considered running against Sen. Edward Kennedy, D-Mass. Therefore, we believe the public has a right to any information which may bear on his qualifications to speak, particularly when the incident involved is so obviously relevant to the selfsame subjects on which he has been holding forth.
--Jack Anderson, from the April 22, 1971 article
 
BRIT HUME: ”The Post” – ”The Washington Post” didn’t run it. The Boston paper, whichever one we had then didn’t run it. A lot of papers didn’t run it. 
BRIAN LAMB: A Chicago paper out there -- 
BRIT HUME: I don’t remember, but I can’t remember now. But it might be in the book, but ”The New York Post” ran it. We found that the Al Capp lived in Cambridge, Massachusetts at the ones that – the minute ”The New York Post” hit the newsstands up there, they were all bought up. So, he did everything he could to try to cover it. Now, one of the things – interesting things that happened was that the story ran in a little newspaper out in Wisconsin in Eau Claire, where there’s a branch of the University of Wisconsin. 
It so happened at that very moment that a young woman had had a similar encounter with Mr. Capp out there and she like a number of women across the country, we later came to learn, was agonizing with the local prosecutor about what to do. He didn’t – he was indignant about what had happened and outraged, but there was a question of are you going to put this – her word against his testimony and he’s a famous guy. And you going to put her through that for the sake of something that she managed to wriggle out of anyway. And when that story hit, her resolve was – look, this is obviously happening elsewhere. We got to do this. So, he was charged out there. And an extradition measure was taken. And Al Capp was on the verge of being extradited to Wisconsin to stand charges of assault. And as – I don’t remember all the details, but I think he pleaded out and got it over with. And, basically, he was really never heard from again.
--From a 2008 interview with Britt Hume, found through this scrapbook of the incident 

The exact nature of the charges will not be detailed here. Today, history reveals that Al Capp perpetrated similar actions against many other women, including women he employed at his studio and celebrities like Grace Kelly and Goldie Hawn.

Critics of this blog will be quick to point out many things Capp did for gender equality within his industry, but before they do I would like them, and anyone really, to read this excerpt from Jean Kilbourne's harrowing account of being one of Capp's victims:

...It seems clear he was a misogynist. However, he did resign from the National Cartoonists Society when male colleagues wouldn’t admit a female member. Of course, many offenders, such as Louis C.K., have presented themselves as feminists. Harvey Weinstein posed as a champion of women’s rights and donated generously to female politicians. It’s impossible to know whether this was a disguise, a front, or evidence of a split in their psyches, a kind of Jekyll and Hyde situation.

Capp attempted to blame the whole thing on the "Radical Left," but was stripped of many of his platforms, was convicted of Attempted Adultery in Wisconsin, and was no longer the potent political pundit he once was. He poured the last of his vitriol into Lil' Abner, which faded into obscurity, ending in 1977 when Capp refused to continue it. He died two years later.

How have the historians of the Strip Industry remembered him? Most of the time, they glorify him. In The Comics, by Brian Walker, devotes two sections to Capp, pre and postwar, each with about ten to fifteen examples. Rick Marshall includes him in his America's Great Comic Strip Artists. In The Comics, one of Capp's indecencies is mentioned almost in passing, but it comes up nowhere in Marshall's volume. In The Smithsonian Collection of Newspaper Comics, printed after the indecencies, Capp still has some space. Even Al Capp: A Life to the Contrary, a book that makes similar points to this article, upholds the strip as a masterpiece.

But, artistically, does he deserve it? Does he deserve the accolades and praise that historians have given him?

Separating Art from the Artist is an old concept in which Art is immutable, and uses the Artist like a channel to move to the world. But any realism in philosophy would show this to be false in many cases. Art is the idea of the Artist, and is sprung from the Artist's entire psyche. Neuroses, cravings personal weakness; all are reflected in the Artist's Art. Nowhere is this more apparent than in Abner.

Abner pivots around the sexual tension between a willing woman and a mostly unwilling man. It is obvious Capp had fantasies about being pursued by designing women, and it is even more obvious he made Li'l Abner, the character, his avatar. The strip would give Jung and Freud something to think about.

The reason we know Li'l Abner was a self-insert, or, more pejoratively, "Gary Stu" character, is this drawing from Comics and Their Creators, published before Capp presented himself as a caustic curmudgeon, possibly by Capp himself, or one of his ghosts:

"Any resemblance to any actual character, living or dead, is purely accidental!"

It was obvious that Capp was, essentially, running his self-insert hillbilly erotica in hundreds of newspapers, and, if anything, this feat was celebrated at the time. Images of the helpless Abner struggling whilst slung over the shoulder of the feral, buxom "Wolf Gal" attempting to transport her prey back to her cave (and other awkward images) litter the strip. Capp could use Abner to act out other fantasies, one series circa 1945 showed Abner as the janitor at the radio station. When Abner cleaned the recording booth, he would pretend to make sensual speeches professing his secret love for Daisy Mae. The microphone was still plugged in, and Abner soon became the station's greatest attraction as lovestruck women (including the actual lady in question) tuned in to hear his midnight confessions. Capp was able to mock himself sometimes, but the fact still remains that Abner was a highly personal, perhaps too personal, work. Many critics regard this as a quirky asset if they regard it at all, but there was a significant dark side to it.

Recall the way Capp drew some of the female college students and then recall his indecencies. Here's another picture for further evidence:
1971, the year of the Anderson article, From Comics Commentary. The lady in the green shirt is a Vassar student.

The evidence seems to show that Capp had some sort of twisted attraction to the very women he maligned in the comic strip. The images of buxom hippies that are sprinkled throughout his "satires" are sadly telling (though the strip was drawn by ghosts, Capp still directed the writing, and, presumably, the anatomy). Further evidence of this comes from Capp's defenses of himself after the Wisconsin incident and the Anderson article:

She was a “left-wing” girl, Capp said, a “do-gooder determined to remake me.”
                                                                -The Brand Called Shmoo, Daniel Raeburn

Capp's response to Anderson was a pleading, "You know how these college babes are," which turned to panic when he saw Anderson's face turn red with rage. 
                            --Jack Anderson Files Added to Gelman, Jake Swirsky

He seemed to think that the conflicting opinions of him and college women meant that they wanted him, that they were asking for it. It is surprising that he was allowed to go on the college tours at all, seeing how he ordered female college students drawn.

Somehow it is claimed in the history books that Capp did not tolerate hypocrisy, as in Markstein's Toonopedia. However, it is becoming increasingly clear that Capp was, himself, a hypocrite. According to Harvey's dual biography of Capp and Ham Fisher, Hubris and Chutzpah:

{Britt Hume} also recognized the deliciously scandalous irony in the situation: all the time Capp was rampaging against the lax morality of the student left, he was “a goddam sex criminal,” attempting r**e.

There is no way that Capp is anything but a hypocrite. There is abundant evidence for this, not just his personal change of opinion. A change of opinion does not a hypocrite make, but an active subversion of an opinion does. And so Capp is a hypocrite: denouncing the low morals of the youth and then assaulting them.

Another record of his hypocrisy is his introduction to ARF!, a 1970 collection of Harold Gray's Little Orphan Annie, once the best-known comic strip to have heavily conservative leanings. Capp describes the time he met Harold Gray (hypocrisy highlighted in yellow:)

"He said, 'I know your stuff, Capp. You're going to be around a long time. Take my advice and buy a house in the country. Build a wall around it. And get ready to protect yourself. The way things are going, people who earn their living someday are going to have to fight off the bums.'
I remember that I was shocked, and a bit amused at his words. But not surprised. Gray was known to us liberal young snots...as a bitter old man...I had nothing to fear from the "bums." I had been on the bum myself. In the thirties, there weren't many chances for anyone to earn a living, and almost none for a kid with one leg. When a chance did come along, I grabbed it, and held on for dear life. I knew that bums were eager not to be bums...[and] wanted to earn a living...
But bums have changed. And my attitude to Harold Gray has changed.
I bought a house in the country, as he advised me to. I didn't build a wall around it.
In the last five years, it has been broken into, several times. I live on a pleasant, historic street in Cambridge, Massachusetts. There have been two attempts to rob it in the last five year, one attempt at r**e in our garage...
There have been in the last few years, murders, muggings, and molestings in our neighborhood. It is no longer safe to walk on my street after dark...
It has taken me thirty years to realize what a superior understanding of our even-then developing ruling class, the bums, Gray had...
We are fleeing from our cities, buying homes in the country, and preparing to protect ourselves...
If Gray's attitudes were old-fashioned in his time, so to, then, are personal dignity, manners, and respect for law today. And now ask yourself this: Can any new society be built without those attitudes?"

For all his crowing about personal dignity, manners, and respect for the law, Capp was noticeably bad at upholding the bargain. Capp thought that the criminals of his day were decent under the skin, and that the homeless of his day just needed a chance, but thought that the vagrants and criminals of the 1970s were irredeemably evil, a strange conclusion. He had the opportunity to pull himself up by his bootstraps, but was too short-sighted to realize that so many of his famous "bums" could not access the opportunities he claimed were offered so regularly. His introduction to Arf! shows true hypocrisy. 

Satirically, the strip is also lacking, specifically toward the end. Capp's drawings of hippies make wild assumptions on the nature of the counterculture movement, and it is clear that he never did much research upon their goals. His caricature of Joan Baez makes the assumption that she was pro-violence and inciting student uprisings. He drew her as "ugly" as possible, for, as Capp likely thought, when a woman is "ugly" they cannot hold correct opinions. When Joan Baez took issue with these libels, Capp claimed it was free speech that she would have to prove that she was as ugly as her caricature (even though the caricature was literally named Joanie Phoanie.) Capp was not a satirist, but a name-calling hypocrite.

And in syntax, Abner does not scan. *Gulp*s and *Sob!*s were written right into the panels, the dashes flowed like the mighty Scioto, the hillbilly talk felt clunky and forced.

It must needs be remarked, however, that Abner did have a large effect on the American Zeitgeist. People followed the events, reenacted the holiday, bought the shmoos, and submitted art and photos for the contest to draw "The Ugliest Woman" and find "The Sweetest Face," to define the look of two characters, Lena Hyena and Nancy O.
The winning Basil Wolverton entry in the Hyena contest (Wikimedia)
From the Nancy O. contest (from Hogan's Alley)

It is fine to provide examples of Abner in history books with a statement on its impact on American Culture, however, due to its hypocrisy and obscene levels of self-indulgence, it cannot be upheld as a masterpiece.

SOURCES USED

Books:

100 YEARS OF AMERICAN NEWSPAPER COMICS: an illustrated encyclopedia. Comp. Horn, Maurice et al. Gramercy Books, New York. 1996.

AL CAPP: A LIFE TO THE CONTRARY. Aut. Schumacher, Dennis, and Kitchen, Denis. Bloomsbury Press, New York, 2013.

AMERICA’S GREAT COMIC STRIP ARTISTS. Comp. Marschall, Richard. Roundtable Press/Abbeville Press, New York. 1989.

ARF! THE LIFE AND HARD TIMES OF LITTLE ORPHAN ANNIE (int.) aut. Al Capp, Arlington House/ Bonanza, 1970.

THE COMICS: the complete collection. Comp. Walker, Brian. Abrams, New York. 2011.

COMICS AND THEIR CREATORS, Comp./Aut. Sheridan, Martin, et al. Pref. by Towne, Charles Hanson. Luna Press, New York. 1971.

THE SMITHSONIAN COLLECTION OF NEWSPAPER COMICS. Comp. Blackbeard, Bill, and Williams,                             Martin. Fwd. by Canaday, John. Smithsonian Institution Press/Harry Abrams Inc. 1987.



Websites:


America Magazine: When Satire Sours (O'Brien, Dennis, 2013)


The Atlantic: Just How Bitter, Petty and Tragic was Comic Strip Genius Al Capp?  (Heller, Steven, 2013)


Arkansas Road Stories: Dogpatch USA.


The Baffler: The Brand Called Shmoo (Raeburn, Daniel, 1999)


Bookforum: Children of the Cornpone (Schwartz, Ben, 2013)


Comics Commentary: Al Capp's S*x Scandals (2012)


The Comics Journal: Hubris and Chutzpah, part 8 (2019)


C-Span: Q&A with Britt Hume (Lamb, Brian, 2008)


The Daily Cartoonist: First and Last--Lil' Abner (Degg, D.D., 2018)


Denis Kitchen Online: Shmoo Facts (Kitchen, Denis, 2004)


Don Markstein Toonopedia: Li'l Abner (Markstein, Don, 2000-08)


The G.W. Hatchet: Jack Anderson Files Added to Gelman (Swirsky, Jack, 2010)


Hogan's Alley: Dogpatch Dispatch: My Encounter with Al Capp (Kilbourne, Jean, 2020)


People: Goldie Hawn Remembers the Casting-Couch S*xual Predator who Left Her in Tears at 19 (Cagle, Jess, and Russian, Ale, 2017)


UPI: Al Capp Denies his Character "Joanie Phoanie" looks like Joan Baez (1967)


Article:


"AL CAPP HUSTLED OFF U OF A AFTER COEDS CHARGE HE MADE INDECENT ADVANCES", Aut. Anderson, Jack, 1970.



THE POSTUM PAPERS: In Which The Comic Supplements of America Spread Blatant Misinformation About Caffeinated Beverages (With Top Hats and Jet Packs)

  Today, in this Starbucks age, it seems odd that anyone would ever ask for a coffee substitute--especially one with no caffeine. Yet, during the era when bowel movements mattered a little too much to people, a drink was sold that claimed to wake you up and clear you out by the name of Postum. It was sold by the Post company since 1895. It was moist, bubbly concoction, made out of grains.

The Johnstone and Cushing ad agency rose to prominence in the 1930s, essentially making commercials for the comics page. Below is a good example of their work:

(From Hogan's Alley.)


The advertising strips, the concept of which will be detailed in another post, either had a set of one-shot characters, like the strip above, or a single character or mascot for the product. An early example of this was Little Alby, a loquacious, frenetic, ultra-strong little character who was addicted to Post Cereal's Grape-Nuts Flakes, a fearsome cereal mostly encountered today as an ice cream topping. They're as hard as rocks and taste like malt. But Little Alby actually managed to move the product; which was dropping in sales at the time. While riding astride a passenger airplane, Alby exclaimed "I am certain I saw an attendant place a container of my beloved GRAPE-NUTS FLAKES aboard this elegant transport plane." He then enters the plane, like a reverse D.B. Cooper, foils a robbery, and gets two big bowls of the flakes as a reward.

(Ibid.)

    Post was pleased with Alby's effect on their sales, and so Post became the First Friend of Johnstone and Cushing. A new series was commissioned for Post's long game to gaslight the American People into seeing caffeine as a wicked, dangerous drug. They had been doing so for years in their Postum advertisements, using vague claims to prove that Postum made one nervous and irritable. 
(The Atlantic.)

    And thus was the stage set for our greatest forgotten Camp Icon, Mr. Coffee Nerves. Clad originally in the garb of the old melodrama villains that were being parodied at the time, Mr. C-N was a dangerous, parasitic ghost who goaded his victims into becoming rude, tiresome, unintelligent boors. Coffee Nerves were a major part of the gaslighting campaign, being a made-up disease that made one cross and irritable. Oddly enough, it is caffeine withdrawal that can make one act funny, so Postum may have made things worse.

    At any rate, the campaign was started in the mid 1930s by conventional artists, but it was then given over to two of the best buddies in cartooning: Noel Sickles and Milton Caniff. These two had a pair of successful adventure strips that they worked on together. Sickles' name went on Scorchy Smith, Caniff's on Terry and the Pirates. They also worked for Johnstone and Cushing, who paid better for the syndicates.

Sickles and Caniff turned the ad series into a stylish, almost cinematic thesis of the points they were putting into their own comic. They signed the strip with their middle names: Paul Arthur. ("Arthur" would also do at least one ad for Baker's Coconut Mix. Look at "Arthur's" stylish use of silhouette on this sporty potboiler, Dad Gives A Good Tip:

From the OSU's Billy Ireland Library

But perhaps the golden example is this; aimed specifically at young women to tell them that Postum would possibly land them a hot and rich Lad:

(Ibid.)

The plot of nearly every episode of Mr. Coffee Nerves is basically this, with characters from all walks of life:

1. Coffee Drinker makes ass of themselves as Mr. Coffee Nerves goads them to make an ass of themselves.
2. Loved one in Coffee Drinker's life encourages them to try Postum. Mr. Coffee Nerves gets nervous.
3. Coffee Drinker reluctantly decides to try Postum. Mr. Coffee Nerves exits stage right, often saying "CURSES!"
4. All of Coffee Drinker's problems are solved. America can wake up and live again.

Their artistry was unparalleled at Johnstone and Cushing, especially for work done in the dead of night. Of course, the pair would later attribute their success with a nocturnal schedule to the devil's own bean juice. Caniff said he "would have rather drank the ink" then Postum.

The ads were successful, but eventually Mr. C-N was given to other artists as the duo's workload increased. The strips were similar in tone, though with Mr. C-N mocking more than goading his victims. Said victims were also less reluctant to try Postum. The art style was still impressive, but could get a little more clumsy, and Mr. C-N became a looser character who mocked and leered at his victims with cartoonish gesture. Also, they made him into a costumed supervillain, wearing either a ski mask or a jester's hat and a Jet Pack:

(Lileks.com)


From Traffic Accidents up 20%; possibly the magazine version. (Lileks.com)
From Divorces up 25%; notice that the child in the last panel seems to have, as Walt Kelly would say, "cotched the Cold Robbies." (ibid.)

This lasted until a little after the big bang of the decaf era in the late forties. Today, Mr. Coffee Nerves remains a shining example of Camp in those early, wildly inaccurate advertisements, a relic of a decades-long gaslighting campaign, and, in some ways, an essential piece of Americana. You can find Postum if you are living or vacationing in the lovely land of Utah; or possibly the Vermont Country Store. Otherwise, Mr. Coffee Nerves shall continue his grim/nonexistent reign over you.

SOURCES

DRAWING POWER VOL. 1, comp. Rick Marshall, 2011.

THE SMITHSONIAN COLLECTION OF NEWSPAPER COMICS. Comp. Blackbeard, Bill, and Williams, Martin. Fwd. by Canaday, John. Smithsonian Institution Press/Harry Abrams Inc. 1987.


The Archives of the Billy Ireland Library. (with article by Catlin McGurk, 2012.)


"Cereal Eats: Grape Nuts, Neither a Grape or a Nut--Discuss." aut. Palmero, Leandra, for Serious Eats.com. 2011-18.

"The Devious Ad Campaign that Convinced America Coffee Was Bad For Kids," aut. Weissman, Jordan for The Atlantic, 2013.

"Funny Business: The Rise and Fall of Johnstone and Cushing," aut. Heintjes, Tom, for Hogan's Alley Magazine. pub. 2020.

"Mr. Coffee Nerves," aut. Lockfeer, Wim, for The Ephemerist. 2008.

The Mr. Coffee Nerves Archives at Lileks.com

Wednesday, November 4, 2020

American Soccer, from James Garfiled to the Break up of the Beatles

     The First Gilded Age




American soccer might have lost its wealthy schoolboy audience in the late 1800’s, but it had gained a new sort of company - that of the working class immigrants who flowed into the United States. These immigrants, most of whom came from Europe, brought with them a love of soccer and served as the new back bone of the game’s fanbase. Soccer could never become the nation's dominant sport without the support of American colleges, but it could keep its relevance in the select pockets of the country where there was a high enough population density to sustain amateur level activity. Soccer would survive at an amateur to semi-pro level from  the mid 1880’s to 1913 with occasional spikes in popularity accompanied by attempts to form national teams and championships - most of which ended in failure. The establishment of the USSF (United States Soccer Federation) and its original championship tournaments sent soccer’s national popularity skyrocketing.  The National Challenge Cup and the US Open Cup both debuted in 1914. The two tournaments were open to amateur, semi-pro, and  pro level teams from all across the country and made a strong enough impact over a two year span that in 1916 the United States fielded its first National Soccer Team. The team was recognized by FIFA, the world's largest international soccer association, and kicked off against Sweden for the first time, winning 3-2.  It then faced off against Norway which resulted in a 1-1 tie. Sadly, World War I put America's international soccer ventures on hold. 

                First U.S. Open Cup Trophy



With the founding of the ASL (American Soccer League) in 1921, American soccer had finally become big enough to be competitive with European teams on the field. The ASL was on par with the NFL in the 1920’s, with both sports seeing crowds of over 10,000 regularly. 


In 1922 the Dick, Kerr Ladies from England went on tour through the United States. The Ladies played four prestigious men’s ASL teams and went 1-1-2 overall, even beating one team, the New York Field Club, 8-4. 


    In 1924 the ASL refused to participate in the USSL’s National Open Challenge Cup, because the Open Cup was being held in the middle of the ASL team’s season. With the ASL owning the the most successful and well known teams in the United States such as the Holyoke Falcos and the New River Whalers, the USSL’s 1924-25 Open Cup was effectively ruined by these teams declining to participate. The ASL requested that the Open Cup be moved to the end of ASL season, and when the USSL refused, the ASL’s President, Bill Cunningham, ordered that any ASL team to participate in the National Open Challenge Cup was to be fined. This resulted in the ASL being suspended by the USSL. The ASL continued to operate as a rogue organization until it  died out in the early 1930.  It was quickly replaced by the ESL (Elite Soccer League) which consisted of many of the same teams as the ASL. This series of infighting events were later dubbed the “Soccer Wars”. 


As the Great Depression set in, soccer in America took a beating with many small clubs dying out as factories could no longer afford to field them, and attendance for big games, such as ESL matches, also plummeted. The U.S. was still able to field a respectable team for the 1934 Olympics in Italy-largely made up of regional players. The American men defeated Mexico (4-2), a game which they only had to play because they had entered the Olympics late that year. Unfortunately the U.S.’s good fortunes did not last and they lost to Italy in the first round, taking a thrashing of 1-7; with the only American goal being scored by Aldo Donelli - future Hall of Famer and best American player of the age.


Aldo Donelli in the 1934 Olympics


    World War II served as yet another bump in the road for the development of American soccer, with many of the nation's players leaving home to help in the war effort. By 1946, however, soccer along with most other sports was experiencing a mini-boom in popularity. The USSL picked up business as usual and hosted the 1946 National Challenge Cup in Chicago which was subsequently won by the Chicago Vikings. 

The year 1950 was a great one for American soccer with the U.S. National team defeating England (1-0) in the World Cup and the NCAA (National College Athletic Association) bringing varsity soccer back to colleges for the first time since 1880. 

The 1960’s brought with it an increased craving for spectator sports by the American public. Teams were more able to play cross country than ever before and fans were more able to watch.  This was thanks to the newly cheap accessibility of the television, now with good enough resolution to follow a sports game. Bill Cox, a major promoter of the time, saw the potential that soccer had to become as big a hit as baseball and football then were. He set about founding the ISL (International Soccer League). This was actually the second organization to use this name, with the first being a relative failure and dying out in the 1910’s. Bill Cox’s ISL consisted of a hodgepodge of regional ethnic teams, which although it made for some interesting matches, ultimately did not catch on in the U.S..

 It seemed that almost every sport was taking off in America in the 1960’s. The NFL-AFL merger and the first Super Bowl had just taken place.  Baseball was enjoying a steady rise in popularity, hockey viewership more than doubled, and the NBA was starting to take off.  All of this was happening over the span of just over a decade. It seemed only logical that soccer should be the next sport to attain real growth in America's booming economy, but it did not catch on with the adult fan base that never played the sport. Interestingly, the same adults that did not want to watch soccer, wanted their children to play it. Soccer was seen as an inexpensive and safe sport for kids and on September 15, 1964, the American Youth Soccer Organization took its first steps out into the world. As adult leagues in America stayed stagnant, popular only with immigrants, youth soccer thrived. Kids were loving the game and eventually those kids would grow up. 











                                Recommended Reading for this Post



This is the most complete, well researched short article on the history of American male soccer that I have found. For the first post I am focusing primarily on the first two sections, which covers events from 1619-1880. This reading does spend a lot of time on college sports, but that is a good place to start looking for the history of most globally successful sports.


 My second article on this topic will discuss from 1880-1970, which will cover the next six sections of the reading. I will probably sight this text again in the future. I recommend reading as much of it as you like, it isn’t the most captivating read but it is full of alot of great general knowledge. 


Sunday, November 1, 2020

[Status - Brehon] (late post - this week's post) Women in Early Irish Society (I'm finishing the references tomorrow)

    Women's role in Early Irish society is unique in the amount of power some women had, as well as how some were portrayed in Mythology. I must put emphasis on the word some there, as only few women who had powerful roles, or were treated differently from women in the rest of society. In this post, I will examine the status of women in Ireland and how it differs greatly from the rest of Europe at the time, but also differs very little. 



Taken From: thejuicyreport.com

    Irish culture was supposedly "Matriarchal" prior to Romanization, where it became a patriarchy. This is heavily debated and has compelling evidence to support it, but also to undermine it. I recommend reading this Wikipedia article (Ancient Celtic Women, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ancient_Celtic_women#cite_note-13) to learn more about this, since it is well laid out. Examples in mythology, such as Queen Mebh, a legendary, powerful queen who had a lot of control over the lands of her kingdom, show that perhaps women in Ireland had more political power than those elsewhere in Europe. The power of Goddesses on Earth and in the Otherworld is also an indicator. A lot of people say that Irish clans and kingship was in fact matrilineal; however, this is also heavily debated, as most latter mythology shows obvious patrilineality. Again, refer to the previous Wikipedia article to gain some insight, but remember that anyone can edit it, and since it covers a controversial topic, its reliability is to be questioned.

    Divorce laws in Ireland allowed divorce at will with very little legal ramification, as seen in the Cain Lanamna and talked about at length in the last post. This indicates that divorce was in fact common and accepted in Irish culture, even well past Romanization and the Norman invasion. An interesting note from an ambiguous source I found is that "Liberal divorce laws seem to have allowed aristocratic men and women to change their spouses in the pursuit of power" (http://womeninhistory.scoilnet.ie/content/unit1/gaelic.html). Like I said in the previous post, the Cain Lanamna is mostly directed at nobility since it mentions people having a lot of property and land. However, what I didn't consider is that divorce allowed people to rise in power, since marriage had such an important role in social status, especially with dowries. 

    The aforementioned Wikipedia article  states (under the 'Social Position' subheading) that Strabo, a Greek geographer from the 1st Century AD, wrote "Men and women dance together, holding each other's hands," when talking about Celtic relations. It is vague where he observed this, and in what social class this was happening, but it does show that there was less obsessive chastity and restraint in Celtic culture relative to Roman culture.

    In Mythology, the ideal qualities of a woman differed from those of a man. In the Acallam Na Senorach (Tales of the Elders of Ireland), Fionn's three daughters are described as the ideal Irish women. First of all they were the daughters of Fionn, who was a High King and respected warrior. This status was undoubtedly a positive attribute. The text elaborates on their qualities: 

"The virtues of these women were comparable to the qualities of those men, for they surpassed the women of Ireland in needlework and in embroidery, and in all of Ireland there were not three women more beautiful than they."

From this, we see that Ireland is no different from Europe at this time in that they valued beauty and skill in attributes that were considered women were meant to occupy themselves with. We continue to see similarities with the rest of Europe's cultures as Fionn says: 

"do not sleep with any men but the men whom I and the Fiana of Ireland shall give you."

So, unsurprisingly, chastity is an important virtue for a Waman, but what is more meaningful in this example, is that the text immediately moved to talking about sex after a superficial description of the daughters. Whereas men get long descriptions of their combat skills, leadership, and deeds, the women are objectifies only shortly after they are briefly described. This is because their story is a plot device to build resentment amongst the audience against a certain clan that kills these three daughters. I call this story a plot device because it only lasts half a page in the Acallam Na Senorach. The story itself only serves to build resentment, and elaborates on nothing else. 


    This trope is common throughout Irish mythology. Deirdre of the Sorrows is another example. She is sequestered in the woods by her husband because it was prophesied that she would "bring sorrow to Ireland." Later we find out that this is because she was "too beautiful," so she would inevitably cause a war for her hand in marriage. Karl Jung termed this archetype as the mueller candida, meaning the "light woman" or "white woman," which is commonly thought of as the "fair maiden" nowadays. In mythology, this archetype is often depicted as innocent, chaste, beautiful, and is always sought after by men in some way or another. The mueller candida also often represents the fertility her kingdom's land.

    Interestingly, the story of Cailleach Bhearra (the Hag of Bhearra) is about a hag who is also a goddess that represents fertility of corn land. Peter O' Connor writes about her in Beyond the Mist: "[...] in one story she put to death a succession of male reapers who failed to match her prowess with a sickle."

    However, what is unique about the story of Deirdre of the Sorrows is how much the story tries to elaborate on her depth as a person and reveal how much she hates the objectification forced upon her by her surrounding culture. She escapes where she is being sequestered at the beginning of the story and walks into a village where she encounters other men for the first time in her life. She forces three male warriors she encounters at the village to run away with her and help her escape those keeping her sequestered by revealing the prophecy that she will be the cause of great sorrow in Ireland. The men oblige and are forced to wander Ireland and Scotland, never finding a place to settle because no one wants to welcome Deirdre because they all somehow know of her prophecy. Fast-forward in the story, she ends up back with the husband who was keeping her captive and commits suicide. 

    The story is feminist in the sense that it's about a woman who is liberated from her husband who is imposing restrictions on her, the objectification from her surroundings, and the excessive focus on chastity (which is almost the same as promoting the opposite of chastity). When she returns to that same husband, she hates her situation so much that she commits suicide. However, the story is also about the unavoidability of fate. Most people say this about Deirdre of the Sorrows because her prophecy inevitably comes true, despite everyone's best efforts to avoid it. When juxtaposed with the rest of the story, this seems to imply that it is impossible for a woman to escape her fate: no matter how hard she or the people helping her try, she will inevitably end up with a controlling husband who she hates and become subject to objectification from the men around her.

    In the Acallam Na Senorach, Cailte is a female figure who is an exception to the typical archetypes women have in Irish Myth. She is a strong warrior who, throughout the text, is never objectified. She interacts amongst powerful men as an equal, and if gender was not specified through pronouns in the text, it would be difficult to determine whether or not she was actually a woman. 

[Status - Brehon] Marginalia: Annotations on the Cain Lanamna

This is the first half of the Cain Lanamna (a translation of it), an original legal text. I couldn't rotate the image, sorry.






 

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